Day 5: Group Therapy Gets Out of Hand...

So they put me in a group this morning... I was trying to be nice, and participate in the conversation, so I told the Therapist that "I couldn't wait to Poke her when I get out of here!" Well, she may have a PhD, but she knows squat about Facebook and totally misinterpreted my comment. Now I am up on harassment charges... The good news is there are plenty of attorneys here in the Crackberry Recovery Unit and I think I found a guy who's willing to take my case pro-bono as long as I let him check his email on my Treo...

During Morning Calisthenics I bent over close enough to my Treo to send this Twittergram.